Ah, Vancouver – the city of love.
Okay maybe nobody calls it that, but that doesn’t mean the city is void of romance. I mean we’ve already written a list of 100+ Metro Vancouver date ideas, and even created the ultimate Vancouver dates spreadsheet, but now we’ve set on our sights on much cheesier endeavours: Vancouver-themed valentines and pickup lines.
Yes, whether you’re looking for a corny card to send to your fellow Vancouverite, or maybe trying your luck with some cheesy Vancouver-inspired lines on a dating app, we’ve got you covered… because we’re utterly lame and had nothing better to do.
But hey, our lack of social life is your gain! Here are some cute Vancouver valentines and Vancouver pickup lines for you to test out. Fingers crossed they go over well, and zero responsibility on our part if they don’t 😉
Cute Vancouver-Themed Valentines
Looking for fun Vancouvery valentines to hand out to loved ones? Here are some (mostly) wholesome picks.
When I look at you, I Seawall that I need <3
My love for you is like the traffic on Lions Gate – never ending.
Will you 99 B-Mine?
Hey, let’s get steamy!
I’m so glad you Barged into my life.
Wow, you’re unBurrardlievable!
I Cambie-lieve how amazing you are
You’re cute and that’s YVR meant to be!
You don’t Capila-know how much you mean to me.
Vancouver-Themed Pickup Lines
Looking for Vancouver-inspired pickup lines to test out on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble or worse… out in the wild? Here are some ideas.
Hey are you the Grouse Grind? Cuz you just took my breath away.
Do you have plans tomorrow? Because I can Seabus going for drinks.
Hey, are you an Evo? Because I can’t believe I managed to find you.
Hey, are you the rising price of groceries? Cuz I can’t stop thinking about you.
Hey, are you from Vancouver? Cuz That’s YVR meant to be together.
Hey, are you Jam Cafe on a Sunday? Because you’re worth waiting for.
Hey, are you CRAFT on a Sunday? Cuz when I’m with you, it’s Happy Hours all day.
Hey, are you the English Bay Barge? Cuz you came into my life unexpectedly but now I can’t help but love you.
Hey, are you a Compass Card? You’re so cute, it’s not Fare.
Hey, do you live near UBC? Cuz I think you’re West Point Great.
Dirty Vancouver Inspired Pickup Lines
If you’re looking for slightly raunchier Vancouver-themed pick up lines, here are some that we’re ashamed we thought up.
Hey is your name Grouse? Cuz I wanna Grind up on you.
Wanna watch the Canucks game or go back to mine? Either way, someones’ getting fucked for 60 minutes.
Hey are you the Sea to Sky gondola?
Cuz I’d love to go down on you.
You don’t need to go to Granville Island to sample THIS sausage.
Hey wanna be my Compass card? Cuz I can tap you good.
Hey are you a mountain? Cuz I wanna Seymour of you.
Hey are you the Capilano Suspension Bridge? Cuz I wanna hold onto you so tight.
Hey, is your name the 9 o clock gun? Cuz you make a good bang.
I’ve already got one girlfriend, but do you wanna be my Second Beach? But if you count my wife, you can be my Third Beach.
Vancouver Pickup Lines That Are a Bit of a Stretch
Hey wanna watch sunset at English Bay? Cuz I think we’d West End to be together.(I think we’re destined to be together)
Hey do you like the Skytrain? Wanna take the Millennium Line with me to VCC-Spark?
Hey do you want to meet up at the beach? Cuz I think we should Kits.
(I think we should kiss)
Can You Think of Any More Vancouver Themed Pickup Lines in Vancouver?
Let us know in the comments so we can add more funny Vancouver chat up lines to the list!